THERE ONCE WUZ A PROGRAM THAT WORKED REAL HARD EVERY DAY BUT ONE DAY HE FORGOT TO RUN A VIRUS SCAN FOR HIS USER AND THE USER DELETED HIM BECUZ HIS COMPUTER DIED
IF U READ THIS AND DONT SEND IT U WILL GET A VIRUS AND YOUR ENTIRE PROGRAM WILL GO DOWN AND UR USER WLL DELETE U!!!! YOU MUST SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE IN 10 MINUTES OR YOULL GET A REALLY BAD VIRUS!!!!
THIS IS NO JOKE!!! DONT PUT UR USER AT RISK!!!!
[ how did Skye end up getting some weird chain mail? who knows BUT HE'S NOT TAKING CHANCES. ]
The short version without context is, I'm going to sneak into your room and put a treat under his pillow while he sleeps I just need you to not tell him that's going to happen and not freak out if you wake up and I'm in your room
The context doesn't actually make that MUCH less weird, to be honest
[ The regular courier service has come and gone by the time there's a knock at the door. Investigation will reveal one carefully wrapped parcel, tied with a ribbon for this occasion.
Inside this package, Vanitas will find a tailored bomber jacket in colors which echo the clothing he first arrived in. If he tries it on, the garment fits well and is quite warm, but there's something unusual about it.
Vanitas may well sense a gentle light emanating from it. This is because, over time, he has collected the feathers he has shed and used them in lieu of down insulation.
When Vanitas arrives at work, he'll find something has been stuffed into the pocket of his apron. Upon inspection, it's an irridescent black bag tied off with a red ribbon. Inside, Vanitas will find what appears to be an assortment of handmade chocolates.
They aren't the most beautiful things in the world. They're far from uniform in shape and size. But they smell of coffee and are decorated with red patterns to suit the occasion.
Upon further inspection, there's a small note card which reads:
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4/26 fuck you
First off, you don't need to respond to this. I don't expect you to so it's okay.
Second, I want to say I'm sorry. You were right about a lot of things and I
pushed you too much
I never gave you much of a choice with anything since coming here.
It'd be nice if you came back h
to the apartment but I won't blame you if you don't want to come back. If you really want me to leave you alone I'll
do that too.
Sorry. Again.
if you want
I could have been less of an ass.
I guess.
[ As for the rest, he isn't sure how to respond to it. Not quite yet. ]
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I deserved it.
Some of it.
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THERE ONCE WUZ A PROGRAM THAT WORKED REAL HARD EVERY DAY BUT ONE DAY HE FORGOT TO RUN A VIRUS SCAN FOR HIS USER AND THE USER DELETED HIM BECUZ HIS COMPUTER DIED
IF U READ THIS AND DONT SEND IT U WILL GET A VIRUS AND YOUR ENTIRE PROGRAM WILL GO DOWN AND UR USER WLL DELETE U!!!! YOU MUST SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE IN 10 MINUTES OR YOULL GET A REALLY BAD VIRUS!!!!
THIS IS NO JOKE!!! DONT PUT UR USER AT RISK!!!!
[ how did Skye end up getting some weird chain mail? who knows BUT HE'S NOT TAKING CHANCES. ]
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[ Except not really. Vanitas wouldn't have questioned his judgment otherwise. ]
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I just need you to not tell him that's going to happen
and not freak out if you wake up and I'm in your room
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Inside this package, Vanitas will find a tailored bomber jacket in colors which echo the clothing he first arrived in. If he tries it on, the garment fits well and is quite warm, but there's something unusual about it.
Vanitas may well sense a gentle light emanating from it. This is because, over time, he has collected the feathers he has shed and used them in lieu of down insulation.
An accompanying card reads:
Remember you always have somewhere to go.
Have a Merry Firalia, Darkling.
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holiday presents
- a mug
- a red, wool scarf
- a bag of specialty coffee beans
- a hand written note tucked into the scarf
Love, Ven
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I hope you are doing well. I just wanted to thank you for letting me know about Sandalphon's cafe when we met. I hope to see you there soon.
Lucifer.
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When Vanitas arrives at work, he'll find something has been stuffed into the pocket of his apron. Upon inspection, it's an irridescent black bag tied off with a red ribbon. Inside, Vanitas will find what appears to be an assortment of handmade chocolates.
They aren't the most beautiful things in the world. They're far from uniform in shape and size. But they smell of coffee and are decorated with red patterns to suit the occasion.
Upon further inspection, there's a small note card which reads:
Know that you are appreciated. ]